Piosenki

Grudzień 19, 2007 Dodaj komentarz Go to comments

To już było:

Teraz czekam, aż na youtube pojawią się te piosenki:

BEHE:
I wanted to be… a creationist!

Leaping from text to text, as they spew from the mighty presses of Northern America.
The USA Today. The Post. The Globe! The Wall Street Journal!
The lofty Houston Chronicle! The plucky little Tribune! The limping St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The towering Washington Post! The Atlanta Journal-Constitution!
The naughty Long Island Newsday! The flatulent Arizona Republic!
The Seattle Post-Intelligencer! The Star-Ledger! The Plain Dealer!

With my best buddy by my side, we’d sing! Sing! Sing!

[singing]
I’m a creationist, and I’m okay.
I lie all night and I lie all day.

MOUNTIES:
He’s a creationist, and he’s okay.
He lies all night and he lies all day.

BEHE:
I cut down facts. I fudge my hunch.
I create my evo strawman.
On Sundays I go preachin’
And serve false choices for creos.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down facts. He fudges his hunch.
He creates his evo strawman.
On Sundays he go preachin’
And serves false choices for creos.

He’s a creationist, and he’s okay.
He lies all night and he lies all day.

BEHE:
I cut down facts. I Gish and gallop.
I like to press wild fallacies.
I put on scientist’s clothing
And hang around in labs.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down facts. He Gish and gallop.
He likes to press wild fallacies.
He puts on scientist’s clothing
And hangs around in labs?!

He’s a creationist, and he’s okay.
He lies all night and he lies all day.

BEHE:
I find out facts. I have high hopes,
proposals, and a grant.
I wish I’d been an academic,
Just like my dear Professor.

MOUNTIES:
He finds down facts. He has high hopes,
proposals, and a grant?!

[talking]
What’s this? Wants to be an academic?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so gullible!
Non-poofer!…

[singing]
He’s a creationist, and he’s okay.
He lies all night and he lies all day.

He’s a creationist, and he’s okaaaaay.
He lies all night and he lies all day.

autorstwa Torbjörna Larssona, śpiewane na tę melodię (znalezione u ERV) oraz

I am the very model of a c-design-proponentsist
The diametric opposite of all that is materialist
My engineering cert allows me call myself a scientist –
We won’t discuss those classes in Biology I might have missed

I work in a diploma mill I call a university
And there I struggle long and hard to teach the controversity
I welcome all opinions notwithstanding their diversity
I just reject the fact-based ones as atheist perversity

He just rejects the fact-based ones as atheist perversity
He just rejects the fact-based ones as atheist perversity
He just rejects the fact-based ones as goddam pervertersity

My publication record is quite pre-dispen-sensationalist
I regularly top the polls of books that are salvationist
Applause in the reviews keeps copies flying off the bookstore shelf
I couldn’t be more pleased if I had written the reviews myself

He couldn’t be more pleased if he had written the reviews himself
He wishes Amazon would keep his IP numbers to itself

When I go up for tenure I’ll submit my publication list
And if they ask for science then I’ll scream “Discriminationist!”
Religion has no place within the quest for natural knowledge
At least until I am the one who’s put in charge of college

I’m waiting for the day in court when Darwin meets his Waterloo
Though I might find that testifying isn’t what I ought to do
I know that what’s in Genesis is strictly and completely true
It’s just a shame it’s stuck in a six-thousand-year-long peer review

He knows that what’s in Genesis is strictly and completely true
He knows that what’s in Genesis is strictly and completely true
He wishes that the IRS would let him see his research through

I claim that Dover came about because the judge was activist
I dazzle congregations with my jargon that’s distractivist
I never answer awkward questions even if you do insist
I really am the model of a c-design-proponentsist

He never answers awkward questions even if you do insist
He really is the model of a c-design-proponentsist

autorstwa Amadana na tę melodię.

Kategorie:ewolucja, uśmiech
  1. mateuszk
    Grudzień 23, 2007 o 11:23 am

    Zdrowych, wesołych, pogodnych oraz rodzinnych Świąt Bożego Narodzenia i Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku!😉

  2. Styczeń 1, 2008 o 9:41 pm

    Co ja bym chciala wiedziec na przyklad jest odpowiedz na pytanie nastepujace: myslisz, ze oni (naprawde) klamia? Tzn. ja mam w rodzinie staropolska, po-KULowska wersje ID, i widze w niej pewna szczerosc. Niemniej nie znam osobiscie doslownych czytelnikow Biblii, o po prostu sie zastanawiam, czy oni na serio robia sobie z nas jaja dla celow politycznych, czy tez ta opcja wydaje sie im naprawde wazna?

    Kolejne pytanie to to, czy lepiej, zeby USA mialo do czynienia z osobami niepelnosprawnymi intelektualnie, czy z ludzmi nieskonczenie cynicznymi?

    Ale ta piosenka, ktora juz pokazalas tu kiedys, stala sie kultowa w moich okolicach, dzieki🙂

    Najlepszego, oczywiscie, AD 2008😀

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